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sluttynuggets:

i hate the website weheartit??? you can hear tits??? do they even make noise???

2 days ago with 150,405 notes — via baracknobama, © astronaute


unamusedsloth:

"CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?"

unamusedsloth:

"CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?"

3 days ago with 31,495 notes — via unamusedsloth


pleatedjeans:

Effective on all varieties of jellyfish [x]

3 days ago with 6,920 notes — via pleatedjeans


sodamnrelatable:

when one of your friends is sad just go to their house and do this

image

3 days ago with 194,335 notes — via moistbottom


joshrah:

jseper2:

drakefanclub:

????

omg.. tbt

wot u say abt my hair??

joshrah:

jseper2:

drakefanclub:

????

omg.. tbt

wot u say abt my hair??

3 days ago with 133,154 notes — via moistbottom, © afootballobserver


large-flightless-bird:

when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground

image

3 days ago with 193,255 notes — via jfef, © large-flightless-bird


the-artificem:

In which Cosima hacks Delphine’s account.
Social Network Cophine

the-artificem:

In which Cosima hacks Delphine’s account.

Social Network Cophine

3 days ago with 2,052 notes — via msgetup, © the-artificem


allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

3 days ago with 543,354 notes — via pizza, © raduyev


3 days ago with 209,525 notes — via oknope, © australianpikachu


bewbin:

This is the best cocktail I’ve eve made

bewbin:

This is the best cocktail I’ve eve made

3 days ago with 3,990 notes — via bewbin


jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

3 days ago with 364,054 notes — via yeollovemebaek, © xcyst


simsgonewrong:

my sim was taking photobooth photos with another girl who DIED halfway through 

simsgonewrong:

my sim was taking photobooth photos with another girl who DIED halfway through 

3 days ago with 54,440 notes — via sagihairius, © simsgonewrong


buckbarrow:

do you ever have second-hand obsessions

like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend

3 days ago with 151,284 notes — via fake-mermaid, © buckbarrow


3 days ago with 749,602 notes — via sorry, © zero1infinity


red-coffeemaker:

unwinona:

urulokid:

tico-taco-ra-ra-ra:

urulokid:

jellybaby74:

urulokid:

zionicbond:

urulokid:

chibitamichan:

urulokid:

Yeah I’m totally elsa kids come on over

I can’t breathe, this is so friggin cute

Like you don’t understand okay I was trapped for an hour on the second floor of the con with hundreds of children and their parents because everyone thought I was Elsa

Am I the only one who thinks she looks like the khaleesi like The mother of dragons?

I was cosplaying dany I was mistaken for Elsa and wound up at a nine yr old girls birthday party this was the best day of my life

I thought she was Kalesi…

YES I WAS COSPLAYING KHALEESI

I WAS HOWEVER MISTAKEN ON AN ENORMOUS SCALE FOR ELSA OF ARENDELLE BY HUNDREDS OF SMALL CHILDREN AND THEIR MOTHERS

well you didnt have to use caps lock…

I AM DAENERYS STORMBORN, THE UNBURNT, OF THE HOUSE TARGARYEN, FIRST OF MY NAME; QUEEN OF MEEREEN; QUEEN OF THE ANDALS, THE RHYNAR, AND THE FIRST MEN; LADY REGNANT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS, PROTECTOR OF THE REALM, KHALEESI OF THE GREAT GRASS SEA, BREAKER OF CHAINS, AND MOTHER OF DRAGONS 

AND I WILL USE CAPS LOCK IF I SO PLEASE

LET IT GO

LET IT GOOOOOOO

I don’t even watch got and my first though was “oh she’s cosplaying that pretty dragon lady”

3 days ago with 99,148 notes — via ms-ninja-casserole, © urulokid