Hardcore Porn
(or not)

hotboysofficial:

when your parents walk in when a sex scene is on 

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1 hour ago with 31,713 notes — via belledudette, © hotboysofficial


bagmilk:

people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights

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1 hour ago with 470,478 notes — via moistbottom, © heteroh


momentarily-insane:

Glad I didn’t scroll pass this !

1 hour ago with 430,428 notes — via officialfrenchtoast, © thebachelorsparty


momazhari:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

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Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg

1 hour ago with 1,675,781 notes — via suddenlytheworldturnedupsidedown


jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

1 hour ago with 149,468 notes — via officialfrenchtoast, © gifak-net


dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

3 hours ago with 362,176 notes — via stop, © dredsina


verdammtes-hinterland:

ach, timur..



4 hours ago with 142,250 notes — via pizza, © iamtallandthin


4 hours ago with 68,100 notes — via deadgoliath, © pleatedjeans


prevalere:

so I submitted my url a few weeks ago as a joke and then I went to target today and saw this omg

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4 hours ago with 5,153 notes — via confirmance, © prevalere


jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONEWHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re

jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONE
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re

4 hours ago with 500,022 notes — via pizza, © meme4u


sluttynuggets:

i hate the website weheartit??? you can hear tits??? do they even make noise???

5 days ago with 152,584 notes — via baracknobama, © astronaute


unamusedsloth:

"CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?"

unamusedsloth:

"CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?"

6 days ago with 32,354 notes — via unamusedsloth


pleatedjeans:

Effective on all varieties of jellyfish [x]

6 days ago with 8,777 notes — via pleatedjeans


sodamnrelatable:

when one of your friends is sad just go to their house and do this

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6 days ago with 197,509 notes — via moistbottom