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1 day ago with 93,838 notes — via fake-mermaid, © heart


smellestine:

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

taco, you lick your own butt. I really don’t think you should be pointing fingers.

1 day ago with 311,773 notes — via asiuns, © mykingdomforapen


catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

1 day ago with 735,674 notes — via baerchenkind, © mr-egbutt


brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

1 day ago with 456,758 notes — via baerchenkind, © doctor-in-a-policebox


  • Me: Who's a good boy?
  • Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
  • Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
  • Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 days ago with 344,659 notes — via sorry, © rickriordamnit


liquidglue:

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

liquidglue:

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

2 days ago with 149,372 notes — via ahkep, © liquidglue


itsliketheyknowus:

"And then I said, ‘Look, if you don’t carry it in a muted pastel, I’m not interested!” 

itsliketheyknowus:

"And then I said, ‘Look, if you don’t carry it in a muted pastel, I’m not interested!” 

2 days ago with 44,755 notes — via getfoutched, © itsliketheyknowus


itsliketheyknowus:

"Oh, they DO carry it in a muted pastel!  Well, that’s embarrassing…"

itsliketheyknowus:

"Oh, they DO carry it in a muted pastel!  Well, that’s embarrassing…"

2 days ago with 32,942 notes — via getfoutched, © itsliketheyknowus


letsrunawaytoaprivategetaway:

mystory-goeson:

stunningpicture:

Failed panoramic.

Fucking cool

I was honestly wondering how the hell this would work out and then I read the comment after looking at it for 3 minutes…sigh

letsrunawaytoaprivategetaway:

mystory-goeson:

stunningpicture:

Failed panoramic.

Fucking cool

I was honestly wondering how the hell this would work out and then I read the comment after looking at it for 3 minutes…sigh

2 days ago with 272,797 notes — via ocean-de-salvia, © stunningpicture


3 days ago with 6,142 notes — via pleatedjeans


alexeatscookies:

lunapics:

laughingsquid:

Friend Makes a Woman Hospitalized with Short-Term Memory Loss an Informative FAQ

This is the best friend a person could ever have.

The last one is the best, hands down.

alexeatscookies:

lunapics:

laughingsquid:

Friend Makes a Woman Hospitalized with Short-Term Memory Loss an Informative FAQ

This is the best friend a person could ever have.

The last one is the best, hands down.

3 days ago with 182,866 notes — via together-in-time-and-space, © Laughing Squid


carfaycor:

craftbeerlibrary:

How California deals with earthquakes. 6.0 this morning in Napa. (Photo credit: Jeremy Carroll)


#i feel like this picture is the embodiment of california at its most california (via billymermays)

carfaycor:

craftbeerlibrary:

How California deals with earthquakes. 6.0 this morning in Napa. (Photo credit: Jeremy Carroll)

3 days ago with 112,303 notes — via thehttydblog, © craftbeerlibrary


thatfunnyblog:

Tiara and Austin learn how funny numbers can be

thatfunnyblog:

Tiara and Austin learn how funny numbers can be

3 days ago with 106,412 notes — via fake-mermaid, © rumpelstiltskln


3 days ago with 195,909 notes — via mittsromney, © meltedpoo


3 days ago with 22,693 notes — via asiuns, © addelburgh